Does it want to kill me ? Because I love it and I wanna swim with the large sea spaghetti, but not if it doesn’t want to love me back .
so long as you’re not a krill or small schooling fish, sea spaghetti has no intention of hurting you
sea spaghetti’s esophagus is also roughly the diameter of a large grapefruit, so even if it got that cockamamie idea into its 3.5 ton brain, it wouldn’t actually be able to do anything to you
however, per the Marine Mammal Protection Act, it is illegal for you to approach the seaghetti noodle. that said, if sea spaghetti approaches you, I believe it is okay
wishwhale 