Sometimes it just be like that.
Tag: shitpost
PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK
AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK
WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE
WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF
AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH
me making small talk at social gatherings: I think we should talk about how cool bubble-net feeding is
They did surgy on sea grapes
me: look, a crab eating a strawberry
my roommate: but he’s eating such small pieces..
me: …he’s a crab
“Hello? Yes, this whale looks very suspicious. I think he may be trying to get inside a part of the sea that’s not his. Just come quickly.”
So now white people are calling the cops on whales, SMH.
this is the most annoying family ive ever heard
I fully expected it to be a white woman on the phone before I unmuted this.
MY BOY BEHIND THE CAMERA IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST GUY IN THIS VIDEO. THAT SAD LITTLE “i could have touched him….” AT THE END HAD ME ROLLIN
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen. Who could possibly be afraid of humpback whales? I hope the whale wasn’t hurt by the propellers.
Jelly fish just do their own fuckass thing
cut out all your nerves and chuck them in the sea and see how fucking productive it becomes
what do you want them to do, fucking taxes?
You mistake my comment for anger, when in reality, I deeply respect them as my friends
wishwhale 